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Guess who’s back? The Nkataa Club! And we’re back with a bang *boom* (maybe just for the ladies today)
Now back to the question: Are They Really Dogs?
Wondering what exactly Iām talking about? Well, keep reading and youāll find out. The ladies would definitely love this, but the guys? Hmm not so sure. Keep calm your moment of gentleman glory is just lurking around the corner.
Pretty sure Iām not the only one out there whoās had a hard time understanding men. Today it feels like I know them, tomorrow Iām back to square one. Recently I had a breakthrough (itās okay to call it that) while talking to a friend. He said āMen are dogsā and at that statement, Ā all the nuts in my head began to fly, this was actually coming from a guy. But then he said, ā calm down, I don’t mean it that way.ā We talked about dogs for a while and slowly I began to realize that they are dogs after all. (calm down Oga, your blood ātoo dey hotā)
Letās take a close look at dogsā¦ā¦ā¦.
They Live for Treats and Pats on the Back. Even if you donāt have a dog, you probably must have seen those Scooby Doo moments. Ā They love to be appreciated, especially after doing something good. Men are no different, they may put up a hard front but deep down, they are as emotional as emotional can be. So yeah, maybe heās been grumpy or annoying because you’re not treating him well or at all. Nkataa has made this easier for you, shop your treats online now. Is he a cig guy, drink guy or even a food guy? Nkataaās got you covered.
They like to sniff and lick. Ermmm I think I should leave this part out, if you know you know *wink*, moving on.
They Love Food. Dogs love to eat, good food especially. Does it sound familiar? Thereās this saying that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach; Just like dog’s, they love food. Want to have a good dog? FEED HIM it might just be the solution. Where else to get the best meals if not Nkataa, saving lives since 1960
They Love their Homes. Men just like dogs love their homes. Dogs have been known to always wander guess that’s why they call men dogs. But you know one thing, only stray dogs wander. When they have a good home they stay put. Donāt you think heās everywhere because you actually haven’t created a home for him? By home, I mean mental support, care, and a stress-free life. In the meantime, you can make the physical home look better with Nkataaās home products. Ā
It Takes Patience to teach them new things. Who else can relate saying the same thing over and over again, argh it can be very frustrating sometimes. If dogs have taught you something, itās that with patience youāll get the result. Men are literally like babies, you have to teach them and be patient while waiting for them to catch up. Keep at it, youāll be fine sister.
They are Jealous. Dogs are jealous animals. The moment they see their owners getting all cozy with someone else, they literally begin to act up. To me, this is just the same with guys. Make them feel so important and special and youāll have yourself a good dog man.
I could go on and on with all their similarities but you get the point. Ā So whenever you donāt understand him, just remember this and treat him right, heāll behave. Nkataa is always here to help *wink*
Would love to hear from you, please drop your comments and share with your friends. Don’t laugh alone š
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